Nerve Center

How to get a girlfriend? I don't have an one

NEED GIRLFRIEND.

TELL ME A SOLUTION TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN A EASIER WAY.

I AM ASKING THIS BECAUSE IN INDIA IT IS VERY THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY REASON.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT GOOD ADVICE.

I WILL HAVE SEXY GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

NEW CWC THREAD

What's duh update on the car situation?

The videos after the breakdown at/leaving (or going to?) shop really show how insane he is. How disconnected he is from reality. Furtheremore I am wondering what emergencies like a car breaking down would really fuck CWC over. What happens if chris gets stranded at an obscure con he hasnt been banned from and his mom dies?

Chijo General Episode 7 - Absolute State of Aero's "Harem" Edition

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well.

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V

Thread 5-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809002249/https://8ch.net/cow/res/515938.html

Last Thread:

>>517260

Brittany's EX tells it all

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into ralph's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS - THE ULTIMATE, BLOOD SOAKED MEGA THREAD, FINAL EDITION

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Chijo Soap Opera Episode 6 - Whining About Noun Again Edition

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well. Pic related

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143622/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V

Last Threads:

The Original Pt 1: >>494542

Thread 5(Previous Thread): >>515938

Mysterious MrEnter Thread 2

Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.

Metokur

Newfag here, why is he considered reddit now?

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #9)

Previous thread >>507769

Aero has been hoarding paypigs lately. He's currently spending all of his time sleeping, buying junk on Noppin and swindling money from dumb Discord trannies so he can afford it because his mom won't pay for his scrap metal addiction anymore.

As far as public-account cocks goes he's only doing art and occasional music, and even deleted his "weird side of YouTube" cocks and is replacing it with anime artwork.

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Rizon: #9800chan

Twitter: https://twitter.com/aero0879

deviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/aero098

Timbox Thread #6: Driving himself mad

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/359377.html

Timbox threw a lot of tantrums in the last thread when we continued to mock him for his Ashi obsession and his unoriginal, shitty movie ideas/rants he posted DA & Twitter (He also posts on Reddit and Cartoon Brew). We found out he blatantly told Tara Strong he jerks off to Ashi because the "mean bullies at 8chan" (and probably Trump) made him do it (Even Twitter made fun of Timbox for this). Seems like other cows, weens, and even normalfags are noticing Timbox.

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

The Fighting Game Community

We had a thread on the fgc last year, and with all of the shit going on it's been a fucking ride this year:

>Capcom announces MvCI

>Game flops

>Capcucks are going out of their way to attack sites or sub-threads like /r Kappa with shit posts while Eventscrubs defends Capcom with one shitty article after another

>Guys in the SoCal fgc scene like Justin Wong, James Chen, and Filipino Champ make asses out of themselves defending Capcom

>SFV is still shit

>Namco announces Dragon Ball Fighter Z with Arcsys

>Then announces season passes and disc-locked cocks

> /r Kappa is still on suicide watch (lol)

>Despite sales, Tekken 7 came out as a shitty game, and it's first dlc is a fucking joke.

>Harada and Mike Murray flipped out on people who criticized them or Tekken and it's boring competitive scene (spoiler: The Koreans win 99% of the time)

>Arcsys announces a Tag game that uses Persona and BlazBlue

>It also uses RWBY, and Arcsys players are already dreading the RWBY fags ruining their scene

>The NRS scene is finally seeing how sjw cunts and ESPORZ scum like Richard Lewis are ruining their scene

>Richard Lewis is a dick to everyone, and blocks people on Twitter when he's triggered or doesn't get a big check for MUH ESPORZ

>No one plays Injustass 2 anymore because the game is shit

Other shit:

>Lowtiergod made some fat, sjw-cosplay bitch named Momokun upset when he said she was an ugly cow.

>He then made a video that shits all over her (it got removed from Youtube).

>He made some people realize Momokun is a horrible sjw-shitbag and a fat, ugly bitch

>Lowtiergod is still a faggot who jerks off to animal torture

>Cabbagepots finally told someone Gigamaidens is dead after getting ridiculed out of /v/

>Is now being a faggot on Twitter if he isn't pissing off communities like Capcom Unity, Eventscrubs, and SRK

Mike Ross got fed up with the fgc and ESPORZ, so he pretty much left Gootecks behind. Guys like Geoff the Hero and James Chen became Sjw cucks, and Marn is a confirmed sexual predator who threatened his female employees with their jobs if they didn't date and fuck him (He pretty much said this shit on a video with Ross and Gootecks). Smash players are still the Rapefugees of the fgc, and still ruin events with their autism (there's some drama over some faggy controller that makes older players sperg out).

Richard Spencer

is this guy a cow inducer or is he a cow?

Dobson #3

Previous thread hit bump limit >>287410

New anti-drumf comics made are attracting a new audience, and even more detractors. How long do you think this is going to last?

YouTube Animator Hate

Why haven't these little shits been given as much hate as they deserve? Why have communities known to mock everyone, such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, left these Z-gen amateur "animators" alone?

Kari5/Serife Thread #4

Serife thread Three

Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters.

Got permananned from DeviantArt before

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS=

BEYBLADE

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

Social crap for cocks mining

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

Nick Bate

Is this the greatest legal defense of all time?

http://sendvid.com/oote29su

donkey dong

black monster for donnylong.tk

ask donald carlos seoane

Aydin Paladin (Rebekah Ford)

Last thread autosaging: >>432567

AYDIN LORE

>Autistic

>Jewish

>Bipolar Disorder

>Infertile

>Alcoholic

>Hardcore coalburner

>Faked suicide attempt at least two times

>Has GOTIS

>Posted julayers on cuckchan

>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality

>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather

>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)

>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny

>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.

>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)

>Was anorexic in high school

>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog

>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her

>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him

AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE

>Sold lingerie pics on her old paypig account

>had a viking funeral for her hamster

.

Eggbong/Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 45: Holiday Creepshot Edition

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thought slime

Oh this one needs to be julayed!He thinks that Antifa are good guys and will diminish and dismiss any and all bad things they do. He deletes the comments of people who disagrees with him faster than Kristi Winters.

He even thinks that Sargon is a conservative. if you can call Sargon that then you must be really far to the left.

Donka Thread #2

Our favorite fake wrestler who doesn't care. Imagine being such a clown that you got BТFО before thousands of people by a fat pedo.

Previous thread - https://archive.is/47zgD

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

Meta Thread

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

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THA BEAST

Joseph8276 thread?

Of all the lolcows I find this guy the second funniest after CWC.

Does he actually have aspergers or is just really fucking stupid and stunted?

He has a decent sized ED page but I feel like there's more cocks of this guy out there.

How's he doing after having his CP charges dropped?

newfag board can't take the heat

sup /cow/. oldfag here

I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats

before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:

https://archive.is/CW9dh

https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904

https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010

https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html

and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631

ALONE ON A FRIDAY?

God, you're pathetic.

MGTOW lulzcows

Raging Golden Eagle

>Proud sexual deviant weeb Who reviewed a sex doll on YouTube

>A MGTOW activists who campaign for men to fuck dolls

>Admits to flooding random boards with MGTOW shills that decry anti-MGTOW persecution

>not only Name dropping 8chan on his videos

>He demands 8chan implement down voting system for shadowbanning

>Might’ve moved to third world nations for underage prostitutes

Look at the comments on his sexdoll review video. It’s a goldmine for cringe and possible future lulzcows.

Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard #14: "lol pedo satanist" edition

PREVIOUS THREAD (#13)

>>282400

https://archive.is/sUQI3

NEW TO THE RIDE?

Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!

https://pastebin.com/XxLm69Uv

https://archive.is/jL5KY

PREVIOUSLY

Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

https://pastebin.com/9R3TPM8b

https://archive.is/btY3L

LINKS

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

http://lily-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account)

https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.)

https://www.paypig.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.)

http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use archive.is to look through the archived pages)

https://www.blogger.com/profile/07653704687298343366

http://rather-vocalized-illusion.blogspot.com

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet

https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos

https://twitter.com/ValkyrStudios/with_replies

Jerry CAN be prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

While Jerry has come more out of shell and has admitted some really embarrassing and incriminating things without deleting them recently, precaution is still advised. If a new video is uploaded, try to convert it to a webm (low quality/res video is fine as its largely audio-based) or a streamable video. If all else fails, hooktube it. At least then he's only going to ever earn less than a cent from ad revenue even if 100 people click on it.

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, you can get the permalink move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. From there you can then easily archive it via archive.is. Be sure to also screencap.

http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jerry_Peet

https://lolcow[DOT]wiki/wiki/Jerry_Peet (foxdicks wiki page on Jerry, probably your best shot for finding reference links)

Goblino squad discord drama

https://ghostbin.com/paste/u93ea

A collection of a-logs for the IBS crew are melting down because an autistic french tranny can't play world of warcraft with his internet friends.

We got a live one folks

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/

>>>/tv/1156330

This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

Alexander Jahans

New thread! Old one is about to die!

The autistic betacuck icon and hardcore Corbyn supporting socialist Alexander Gordon Jahans is a rising meme.

His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing

>Also

Requesting invite to #Liferaft of the damned Jahanism chat! I lost it and Jahans banned me from the main discord so I can't get back in

ITT: Cows You Miss

This guy was like the goldmine of autism. Press f to pay respects.

LULZ cows at cons

>Bronycon finally ending on 2019

>It a brony convention that lasted over 7 years

>Brought us lots of cringeworthy stories & slutty cosplay girls desperate for attention

>Even cast & crew made fools outta themselves such Tara strong getting drunk and shaking her butt on stage in front of horny Bronies

>Bronycon night Rebrand as Hascon to bring in other Hasbro I.Ps/merging with power rangers con morphocon

Besides bronycon. Whatever convention attracts lulzcows type? Part of me Sorta sad that bronycon is ending. The cringe alone makes it more enjoyable than the SJW shithole that PAX became. As much autism MLP FIM have to the world. The show it will end soon. The autistic shitstorms were enjoyable to watch. In truth are not even the worst and most autistic fandom now. The internet will miss the Bronies when they are gone. https://www.equestriadaily.com/2018/07/bronycons-final-event-letter-from.html?m=1

Lolcow Casualty List 2018

UPDATED

Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

F

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman: Prophet Superior Future Thread

Previous thread (>>365142) hit the sage limit.

Booby Blob is SEETHING over the recent PR firings in Hollywood and Twitter purges among panicking celebrities. One wonders if he should follow their example

Soulbrothabumbuh3 / Max "Macks" Field

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119

http://archive.is/LALBZ

Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GgyjHnZjnx8

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Df2FyQHswSA

Macks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BNMeyXj5EtqrkIp6VpZFQ

https://twitter.com/SoBroNo3

https://www.paypig.com/SoulBroNo3

http://www.cinematography.com/index.php?showuser=69465

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35659275/

https://www.castingcall.club/m/soulbrothanumbuh1

https://soundcloud.com/soulbrono3

https://sbn3.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulBrothaNumbuh4

https://www.smashcast.tv/SoulBroNo3

What's been more interesting as of last thread was Macks' cast of supporting characters. Let's run down the list of everyone.

Jason "Mild Cheddar" Vilchez

Former YouTube Pooper who now makes the most tryhard comic of all time called Garage Band. Known for fighting with Benthelooney, though he's acknowledged the thread and said he made up with Ben. White knighted Macks on KF. Admitted to being a literal special ed student.

Relevant Links:

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-13833.0-13861.6

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley

Another YTPer and pedophile who threatened to beat up a minor if she didn't fuck him. All traces of this have been scrubbed from the internet but circumstantial evidence suggests it happened. Still appears in SoBro's videos.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-11349.0-11423.100

https://twitter.com/omgtsn

https://www.youtube.com/omgtsn

https://soundcloud.com/omgtsn

https://www.facebook.com/smalley47

Moss

Twitter bitch boy who brags about being blocked by Psychicpebbles and whines about everything being racist. Carbon copy of Macks at this point.

https://www.facebook.com/torby.davis

https://twitter.com/theinternetmoss

Dreux Ferrano Jr. / DruoxTheShredder

Failed voice actor, unfunny comedian, anime dubber, fat. Has 24k subscribers but videos average 200 views. Whiteknights Macks.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DruoxTheShredder/

https://twitter.com/durawks

https://www.linkedin.com/in/dreux-ferrano-jr-7b428721

http://www.voiceoveruniverse.com/profile/DreuxFerranoJr

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4675253/

https://soundcloud.com/dreux-ferrano-jr

https://www.instagram.com/durawkz/

Other characters tangentially related include:

Hbomberguy who made a video and a tweet in support of Macks

https://8ch.net/cow/res/320129.html

Clay Claymore, some kid who makes shit videos on the cartoon community and sucks Macks off 24/7 (his Twitter has since been suspended)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw

NefariousBanana, some socialist furry

https://twitter.com/NefariousBanana

Oliviathe3rd / Etanthe3rd / MixMasterOlivia was thought to be a major target too but he showed up in the last thread to dish out some deets on Macks. Apparently they don't talk anymore.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-25171.0-25307.404

And now a question I posit to you; how long until Macks gets #MeToo'd? He seems like the type to have more than a couple skeletons in his closet.

Cyberdeamon531

OK, /cow/. We have another speedrun tranny at our hands. Meet Cyberdeamon531 who failed to speedrun classic Doom 100% for years, got banned from GDQ for wearing a MAGA hat and later from virtually everywhere on the Internet for being a disgusting pervert.

>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read >positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

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>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

from https://archive.fo/BfDq1

recent meltdown over getting banned from /v/:

https://archive.li/c1rOU

twatter:

https://twitter.com/pizzaparty531

Steemit:

https://via.hypothes.is/https://steemit.com/@cyberdemon531

MundaneMatt Talks About Shoe0nHead and Armoured Skeptic

Send this video to Brittany Venti. She'll love it.

Rebecca Cohen

This woman is all kinds of Lonny tunes. Not only is she one of those Feminists that go ape shit when they see a woman who chooses to not be a Feminist. She thinks that anyone who isn't on the left is Stupid and evil.

Butthurt Chink @/pol/

This is some serious autist.

I don't know what the hell is his deal but he wants to CAMERA NOW

I think you guys could have a bit of fun

Lolcows before and after?

Has anyone ever successfully "changed" a cow?

Anyone got any examples?

Kiwifarms autism

It has gotten to the point to where foxdickfarms is not just as autistic as the people they target but ruining the act of laughing at cows for the rest of us

>Chris is OUR COW and only we can julay him!

>Null (site owner) is white knighting for Chris hard (he even came here on got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD)

>Him and his mods dox people who try to hurt his special little cow

>Site is a huge circle jerk where they think they are special and only they are allowed to laugh at people and in the "right way" by arbitrarily saying they are doing it more morally than other trolls

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 44: TransitioningBong is Not a Hobby Edition

Britbong seems to be at the lowest point in his "career", barely breaking 150 views anymore. He has to wear sunglasses to hide the fact he cries all day... Is this the end of transitioningBong?

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/ (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/A4j5Z6w

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3q1JC5g

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