As you are no doubt aware, midweek we had a shitstorm of epic proportions. These were the ingredients:
- warring factions about the baking
- warring factions about names and trips
- a thread going 404
- excellent digging on Gannett and Anderson Cooper and Pizzagate
- three separate board slide attempts
- DoS attack on my connection and proxy
There's no real need for a timeline since this all happened at roughly the same time. I was also speaking to a couple of very connected contacts on Doggy chat (doggyfipznipbaia.onion) that I knew back from FBIAnon and Wikileaks days. One had the great idea to make the board anonymous only. Q could still post with his trip though. That would solve almost all problems in one go. Perfect. So I took over the #112 bake and announced the new policy. This has been deleted so you'll have to take my word for it can be seen right here:
>>>/cbts/98535
Great idea. Favorable response in the new thread. Damn I'm a genius. There was one other nagging thing though that I needed to attend to. When scanning through the last bake or the one before, I'm sure I saw some anon playing around with Q's tripcode in his name field, an instantly bannable offence. Oh wait, no, no it's not. It was some fucker calling himself 'Muslim' and he had a real tripcode that was horribly similar to Q's.
>>98380
Oh shit. Now Q needs to post like REAL SOON otherwise it's game over. Ban this glowing nigger and get back to #112. Couple of hours later and ... hang on, is this Q?
>>99500
Checked. I know deep down it's him. Fuck fuck fuck. So now I have TWO problems. Not only was my contact on TOR lying and Q CANNOT post with his trip when the board is set to 'forced anonymous' (thanks Mr Clown) but even worse than that, Q's TRIPCODE ON 4CHAN HAS BEEN MODIFIED. He says it right there. You Mr Board Owner need to make a judgement call right now.
Q must change his trip. He has to. But I don't like have a hotline or any way of reaching him to tell him that. I'm just some anon. Right. Forced Anonymous setting stays. And you can't tell anyone. Not even the mods. You're going to throw the whole board under the bus if necessary to somehow let Q know that he cannot post here until his trip is changed. Forced anonymous stays.
I don't really remember the next few hours. I got a lot of emails that I didn't even open because I knew they were mods asking me what the fuck I thought I was doing - and rightly so. I was compromising my own board, the thing that had taken over my life since I set it up way back in mid November because I didn't like the way halfchan was shaping up.
Maybe Q will risk the wrath of the autists and .... HE'S ON /POL/!!!!!
>>>/pol/11043803
That's right sir. You did. Now do the right thing please.
>>>/pol/11045052
Maybe?
>>>/pol/11045057
You lucky lucky lucky bastard. Q has changed his trip. Mission accomplished. But I doubt many anons are going to appreciate any of this. Time to start telling them of my incredibly risky gamble that paid off incredible 4D chess play.
Wait are there now THREE boards? Hmmm. This may take longer than I thought.