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[–]Entropick 545 points546 points  (71 children)

No doubt nuclear testing was one hell of a wake-up call for a lot of... somethings.

[–]saturdaynightr 206 points207 points  (65 children)

I was just thinking about that last night. Stories about aliens, various sightings, etc didn't really take off until after WW2. Our ability to kill a large chunk of ourselves with the push of a button made us known to other intelligent beings on and off this planet.

[–]Andersledes 111 points112 points  (49 children)

Stories about aliens, various sightings, etc didn't really take off until after WW2.

Before the alien craze, people used to see other stuff instead, like elves, trolls, faeries etc.

Not saying any of it is real, just that "aliens" wasn't really a new thing that just popped up out of nowhere.

They're more of an evolution in folklore.

I find it weird, that the fact everyone's carrying around HD cameras everywhere, all the time now, hasn't resulted in more good photos of ufo's or aliens. They're still mostly that same crappy, shakey low-res pictures.

That alone is enough for me to think that the phenomenon isn't real.

[–]threeamighosts 39 points40 points  (19 children)

Why don’t you go birdwatching with your iPhone in a treeless area, and see how good the images are.

[–]earthboundmissfit 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Drops the 🎤....cell phone cameras are s***** compared to what they should be. Said it somewhere before that I think it's a conspiracy in itself.

[–]arooge 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Yea cell companies only want to make slightly better phones each year even though they could make WAY better phones now.

[–]DimeLord11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The practice is called "Planned Obselesence Capatalism". Society could be a hell of a lot more advanced but those technologies are released to civilians in lower quality incriments, various entities and the military take advantage of the higher end stuff though most is just R&D.

[–]screw_all_the_names 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's probably more of a money thing tho. If they were to give people the best camera they have, then 2 years down the line people won't want to "upgrade" because they already have the best.

[–]screw_all_the_names 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That's probably more of a money thing tho. If they were to give people the best camera they have, then 2 years down the line people won't want to "upgrade" because they already have the best.

[–]arooge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh 100% it's a money thing. Why make the best phone possible every 2-3 years when you can put out a slightly upgraded model every 6 months and double your profits.

[–]Trotskyslovechild 17 points18 points  (8 children)

I actually tried to photograph a robin yesterday. Utter potato.

[–]Just_Another_AI 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Same, but with a hummingbird. To say a cellphone cam doesn't do them justice is an understatement

[–]AdmirableZone878 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Where are people using potato with regards to cameras/pictures 😂

[–]Trotskyslovechild 1 point2 points  (1 child)

like it was taken with a potato :D

[–]AdmirableZone878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it 😂👍🏻

[–]Trotskyslovechild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right here buddy. Right here.

[–]Responsible_Papaya93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an XR and the image quality is pretty terrible

[–]crispydeluxx 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Yeah especially the fact that a lot of the supposed military footage of UFOs is captured on potatos. It’s like, if we all have these hi-res cameras in our pockets these days you’d expect the military to have something better.

But then again…it’s the military. I wouldn’t be surprised if they literally were using a potato.

[–]Nlawrence55 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you understand that most of the videos where they catch these crafts are at EXTREME speeds so I don't think you can just pull your phone out and catch a craft flying at 600 mph+ Also I guess you're not aware that alot of military cameras are thermal scans and sonar readings.

[–]syntaxxx-error 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When something is a good distance away, your eyes can focus better than a hi-res camera which isn't going to get much detail without a good zoom lense. Which most people don't have and even those who do aren't going to have them on their person all the time. That isn't something you have on your camera unless you're in the process of using it.

[–]HothFirstTrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other thing that doesn't help things is that phone cameras use digital zoom. They make the image larger by lowering the resolution. Cell phones are no damn good for anything at a distance. Nothing with digital zoom is any damn good at a distance.

[–]myroomateisbanned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A potato they paid a billion dollars for to a private contractor who has a buddy in Congress.

[–]counterpointblank 14 points15 points  (4 children)

The 'evolution of folklore' is an interesting idea but maybe there's more of a cultural phenomenon too? The rise in science fiction writings may have played a part.

I like to think that there is intelligent life existing that isn't human but you're right, there are still no quality photos. That being said, I've personally tried taking photos of the moon or stars and I always get low-quality photos. I'm sure there are a few people sitting out at night with their HD cameras aimed at the sky hoping to capture something, maybe one day that will pay off instead of someone pulling their phone out to grab a quick picture.

[–]Ok-Opportunity4536 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Their had been story's from men in the 1800s. Being abducted by beings coming out of flying metal. But I think the only reason you didnt hear about it as much is because of the ability to spread news before the telegram and I'm guessing before the world wars seeing an alien was way less. Common than thinking you saw an troll which is said to be an cave dwelling alien species that likes to fool humans.

[–]AdmirableZone878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also what looks like ufos on very old artworks

[–]Trotskyslovechild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I grew up in an Irish Catholic community. Fairies, souls, ghosts, exorcisms and speaking in tongues were just talked about like a bit weird but absolutely real. Stories from generation after generation.

[–]Appropriate-Pear4726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised this isn’t a more commonly held opinion. Every culture has its folklore describing a similar entity. Our modern myth was created by social engineers such as HG Wells and Spielberg. Throw in modern mythology such as Roswell, The Babylon Working, The Bennewitz Affair, The Dulce Wars.

[–]ProfPyncheon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try taking a photo of a commercial jet at cruising altitude with a phone camera. Even the most advanced phone camera won't be able to capture any significant detail since phone cameras are designed for taking pictures of things up close. So were Polaroids, and Kodaks back in the day. Basically, the average Joe has never, at any point since 1947, been carrying around the right equipment to capture a quality photo of a UFO, and that's even if you think to use it while you're staring at something that you aren't quite sure what it is.

[–]kraotic8321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you.

I've considered all of this and find odd that the military are putting these crappy videos of UFOs, suspicious. I don't believe them for one second, it's just distractions.

I've also considered that the sightings of UFOs from individuals are in part a demonic presence. To believe in this you must believe that their is at least a higher being, for good and evil?

How does Cern play into the sightings today? They appear to be transparent but at the same time much of the operations are not discussed. Dark matter is vast and very mysterious. I find it interesting but at the same time I feel like they are experimenting with stuff that is very risky.

[–]punkinhat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Images of the craft/beings (sometimes one and the same) are only captured if they allow it. They're telepathic and seem to be able to transcend our time as well.

[–]Dormant123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go out and try to take a picture of an airplane with your smart phone! You’ll see why it’s not getting better yet!

[–]myroomateisbanned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try taking a video of a normal passenger airplane at 20,000 feet with your iPhone 12 Pro Max and tell me how detailed it is

[–]AdmirableZone878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US came out recently and stated that UFO’s or UAE’s as they’re now called are here and they don’t know what they are. Now obviously I’m not saying this is true or that it’s aliens but it is interesting 🤔

[–]AdmirableZone878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s also strange that how ufos or aliens 👽 look sort of gets took onto the public conscious or maybe it’s not 🤔😂

[–]xBASHTHISx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it weird, that the fact everyone's carrying around HD cameras everywhere, all the time now, hasn't resulted in more good photos of ufo's or aliens. They're still mostly that same crappy, shakey low-res pictures.

It's because everyone is looking down at the screen of their HD cameras and not the sky to notice what's going on right above them to take the picture. Having said that there are plenty of pics and videos out there that people have been sharing.

[–]podolot 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Before the the mid 1900s, we didn't have the knowledge and technology to really distinguish between whatight have been advanced society and the cosmos, nor did we have the ability to spread the ends across the globe in an instant. So even if people saw stuff, there was no way to easily photograph it or share with the world.

[–]moeronSCamp 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Do you ever think sometimes that the real reason for the massive nuclear arms race between the U.S./Russia was actually a clandestine operation, and we collectively as humans were 'flexing our arms' so-to-speak to anything that might be out there?

How many times have we heard something like, "we have so many nukes to destroy the world 1000x times over.." Why?

[–]Brodom93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ve always felt the complexities of the Cold War era were just the tip of the ice berg for a lot of things we thought we understood on the surface.

[–]kabbylinky 42 points43 points  (3 children)

And that's not excluding the Nazi expeditions to South America, Tibet, Africa, etc. that really turned the natural world on its head for the first time in recent recorded history

[–]VelvitHippo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I heard somewhere that the light from the two bombs that went off would’ve been visible from quiet far away. Probably a beacon to everyone around that we were here.

[–]Merlin560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Communication, education, and exposure of the average person exploded during the 20th Century. Prior to WWII the average American was a farmer or factory worker. We took millions of people—sent them all over the world, and exposed them to the highest tech at the time. This made more people “curious” about this stuff, whereas before they would have been terrified.

That process has only accelerated—along with a distrust of all things government.

[–]Thelonecurrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We discovered a 23rd century technology in the 20th century and we're too primitive for this shit."

-exurb1a

[–]bluegrassbarman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H.G. and Orson would like a word...

[–]Practical-Swordfish 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah correct and it explains why we see UFOs and aliens take interest in leaking nuclear reactors like Fukushima as well as weapons, if the NOAA story about underwater beings is true. I mean nuclear radiation would be pouring into their home.... lots of craft observed around Fukushima after the tsunami. Taking a clear interest in it

Maybe there’s a way we can cross reference the type of craft to what they describe these underwater beings driving

[–]ssilBetulosbA 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Honestly, if I was an underwater alien with super highly advanced tech and intelligence - and someone was throwing nukes into my backyard, I probably would warn them at first and then respond aggressively if they did not stop.

I mean humans have not only been dropping nukes in the ocean, they've been causing massive pollution there, from oil spills, to throwing hundreds of millions of tons of plastics in the ocean.

If I were an underwater advanced species, I'd be pretty pissed at this - and if had the tech to do something about it, I'd warn first, then probably make myself very fucking visible.

I wonder why this hasn't happened yet - or has it and this is why the nuke testing has stopped and concern for pollution among the otherwise reckless people in charge (among likely other reasons - perhaps some are legitimate ethical concerns for the environment since not everyone in charge is a psychopath) has heightened?

[–]Practical-Swordfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean If people were throwing plastics and waste into my home I’d be going Independence Day (with the aliens) on their asses for sure. So I’m in agreement

Just throwing my thoughts out there, maybe there’s a reason they haven’t attacked? Maybe that’s partly why environmentalism is suddenly being pushed hard. Not that it’s a bad thing. But Who knows.

What’s clear is that there was an uptick in UFO sightings after the invention of nuclear weapons which is interesting. Really makes me think ancient races on this planet could have wiped themselves out with something similar. Or nuclear weapons disturb other intelligent life in some way, maybe even through other density’s?

[–]syntaxxx-error 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. If any of them lived near Bikini Island they would be extremely pissed.

[–]HorsedaFilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unacknowledged is a good documentary that touches on this. By saying that extraterrestrial are more worried about what we are doing testing nukes and that is why they visit!

[–]1THRILLHOUSE 457 points458 points  (23 children)

It’s a cool idea but I’m going to need some form of evidence dawg.

[–]PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 559 points560 points  (17 children)

Lol then you’re in the wrong place my friend. This is a creative writing sub.

[–]newfangles 154 points155 points  (9 children)

This is a creative writing post

FTFY. It's part of the people pushing the alien/big foot/mermaid angle as being the only right kind of conspiracy.

[–]nisaaru 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Wouldn't surprise me.

People only need to look into the "Asthenosphere" and rub a few brain cells together to come to the plain obvious BS conclusion.

[–]SeniorConsideration8 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Well yes you can say that but then their easy counter-argument would be that the science we are fed in schools is a ruse and used to cover up the actual truth.

At that point you're just in a circle arguing with each other so it isn't as plain obvious as you presume.

[–]shawnz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The things you learn in school are tools to solve problems which actually occur in your real life. It should be easy to see if the things you learned don't actually solve any problem.

In OP's case there is no problem being solved. Nobody here has observed these things or any of the supposed impact they might have on our world. It is basically decorative knowledge, like a fiction novel. The evidence should come before the explanation, not after

[–]guitarandcheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would they need eyes if they are in an environment with no light. Even fish who live at great depths often have no eyes. Whoevee wrote this piece has a creative mind and notmuch understanding of biology

[–]laiod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It still is a fun thing to think about, however unlikely it may be.

[–]Extreme-Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

t's part of the people pushing the alien/big foot/mermaid angle as being the only right kind of conspir

I think so too. It's surprising that such a fiction story gets that many upvotes (1300 now) and is the first link in the hot section. It would totally make sense if OP added strong evidence for whatever he's claiming. But here there is zero evidence. Any user on this sub is able to write a short summary of Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne, then call it truth.

Let's not lose focus of the only conspiracy that matters atm : covid

[–]MafiaPenguin007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this attitude because I love these kinds of conspiracies and posts, but I also fully understand this attitude because it's often 'one or the other' when it comes to political vs esoteric conspiracies here.

[–]Captain__Sterling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As opposed to demon pizza parlors or Joe Biden sniffing kids hair (everyone already knows that, but this sub is insistent that only they know politicians are corrupt and shady people)

[–]scorched-raven 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Is this a legit creative writing sub because until now a lot of the posts I’ve seen have been plausible conspiracy theories, but I’ve just wasted my time reading this hot garbage script

[–]crazyevilmuffin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No the person you're responding to is trolling.

[–]earthboundmissfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! The trolls are always around intentionally discrediting this subject. They are wrong.

[–]tiger1296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit thought I was in r/nosleep when I started reading the post

[–]myroomateisbanned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this is a Donald Trump worship sub with occasional stories about aliens which are eventually linked to global pedophile rings run by reptilian Democrats.

[–]Sergeant_M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think of a creative writing sub to be more like /r/nosleep

[–]Chkn_N_Wflz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But dude, if you’ve ever taken grade school chemistry you’d know this!

[–]LivingIncident 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He is just expressing himself. I'm proud this specimen of human has such a good imagination. :) Anyone who believe what he writes would have to be pretty dumb though.

[–]pm-me-souplantation 44 points45 points  (1 child)

It was a refreshing break from political posts

[–]LivingIncident 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are dumb to believe those too :)

[–]Phil_D_Snutz 278 points279 points  (28 children)

You spent your life working in this field but couldn't bother to post a single piece of evidence?

[–]MediumIntroduction96 234 points235 points 2 (10 children)

Who cares I'd love to see more of this. Its the first sub in a while thats interesting, doesnt include electuon fraud, Trump, or Biden.

[–]papitasconleche 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You must be new here...

[–]HolySabre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He forgot the /s

[–]myroomateisbanned 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well, you see, these sub aquatic species are agents of Satan and have a deal with the Democrats, Catholic Church, and globalist Jews to smuggle kidnapped children under the ocean floor and into the basements of pizza shops and bowling alleys and Donald Trump is our Brave Hero who was nuking their underwater bases which is why the aliens created fake ballots made out of Wuhan Bamboo as a vector for the Wuhan Flu which is a distraction from the demonic fake alien takeover of “planet” earth which is really not even a planet because planets don’t exist and are a lie made up by scientists to separate us from the love of our Lord God.

[–]Justhereforcowboys 52 points53 points  (5 children)

This is a conspiracy theory sub, you loon. Just enjoy the read and the speculation. I don’t understand how people can come to r/conspiracy and be so dismissive of an idea/post because they don’t include “evidence.”

[–]shogun_ 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Typically conspiracy's have a form of evidence. A hint or a photo. This guy has words and that's it. It's not a conspiracy. It's a fan fic.

[–]BIGel1990 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theories are not meant to be fantasy stories.... thats what gives the whole topic an increasingly bad name.

[–]shogun_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typically conspiracy's have a form of evidence. A hint or a photo. This guy has words and that's it. It's not a conspiracy. It's a fan fic.

[–]noussr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opinions and freedom of thought are being actively suppressed.

[–]_Enforcer 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Ikr. Post like OP is how flat earth people exist in the first place. Next thing you know the actual legit stuff are being branded next to it and can easily be discredit when exposed.

Oh wait, it already did.

[–]k-xo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s called muddying the waters

[–]thrashV_TTV 26 points27 points  (0 children)

/pol/ wouldn’t even take this bait

[–]crampedstyl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Spoiler alert: nothing that could withstand the pressure in the middle of the Earth could ever come out and survive. It's impossible. Even deep water fish can't do it, and we are talking that depth multiplied exponentially.

[–]McCl3lland [score hidden]  (0 children)

but..but they have.....some kind of shell!

[–]beatsbybony 237 points238 points  (14 children)

Sounds like a little bit of a back story to a rick and morty episode

[–]DodiusMaximus 88 points89 points  (9 children)

Shit after reading this Im trying to get me some mermaid puss

[–]coolbreeze1990 39 points40 points  (6 children)

You tryina fuck those mermaid feet tho??

[–]WhatDoYouCrave 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Id imagine it would be like a jet in a hot tub. A fleshy controllable jet that might also suck. I'm in.

[–]TheSkepticApe 1 point2 points  (2 children)

An improved flesh light. I’m in.

[–]SevenRedKing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

fish light*

[–]TheSkepticApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Either way, I’m in.

[–]nayrev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

^ the real question

[–]IncontinentiaButtok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've made me chuckle.thanks!

[–]YanovStation 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They will use their elephant trunk legs to propel themselves away from you, leaving you with the lesser known ego deflation of being rejected sexually by a species no one believes exists.

[–]Ok-Opportunity4536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First it was clap some alien cheeks now this...🙄😑

[–]cgregware13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is Mr. Nimbus their ruler?

[–]Americasycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or reading too much Hellboy.

[–]90tilinfinity 229 points230 points  (13 children)

Carl Sagan said crystallize is up next for humans evolution. Heard some other brilliant minds say that also.

Another wild fact about the Losharik it had a disproportionate amount of high ranking officials. Which led people to believe it was a test or drill of some sort making this theory even more plausible. Wild fucking times.

[–]Pitchuu64 93 points94 points  (10 children)

I believe silicone life was before carbon life. Carbon sucks for life. Our lives are short & prone to disease.

[–]3GamersHD 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Really isn't carbons fault, it's just how life is

[–]Pitchuu64 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Carbon has 6 electrons, 6 neutrons, 6 protons. Hmm...

[–]LaLuzIluminada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evolve, then

Seek within

Know thyself

[–]Monkey_Shaman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Russians probably developed some new tech that made their balls feel big enough to go down there again and start another fight. They got their asses handed to them again, rightfully so.

[–]Aquinas1973 229 points230 points  (11 children)

Just when you think you have got all the variety of bait you need to go fishing, there's always something else you need.

[–]KingWhiteStar 83 points84 points  (10 children)

You're going to need a bigger boat.

[–]The_RockObama 85 points86 points  (4 children)

A sub that goes deep. We could name it the "Conspiracy".

[–]Saigai17 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Very underrated comment right here. Take my poor man's gold 🏆

[–]The_RockObama 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm very proud of that comment.

Probably one of the top 3 comments I've ever made. Anyone would have done the same if they were in my position. I am no hero, but I'll accept poor man's gold with great honor.

Thank you all, and happy fourth of July.

[–]Valuable-Emotion-508 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See you at the top

[–]fairysparkles333 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And a bigger pole

[–]Tractorista 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey did somebody say they needed a bigger pole?

[–]GaspingShark 195 points196 points  (2 children)

Barge in, make wild accusations about sentient life in the molten core of the earth, refuse to elaborate or back up with any kind of facts, leave.

Absolute Chad material

[–]Mr_Vacant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, or none at all, just confidently state word salad.

[–]PunchAndKick 158 points159 points  (8 children)

Aquaman has entered the chat.

[–]loopmutant 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Aquathem

[–]jbaggins 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Aquathey. - it’s 2021 dawg.

[–]JustANormalHero 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Word, gotta apply that society-destroying ideology to all living things, it's only fair

[–]jbaggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Something something “equal opportunity” and such.

[–]TDAGARlM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mister Nimbus

[–]BalalaikaClawJob 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Still think those that vehemently say that's the "worst movie of it's kind ever" are incapable of critical thinking and imagination.

[–]fairysparkles333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And Amber Herd needs to be fired.

[–]BuildItMakeIt[🍰] 145 points146 points  (20 children)

[–]PharmerDerek 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Wow, how the hell did you find that? So now that we know it's been posted before, what's OP's angle here?

[–]M_LadyGwendolyn 48 points49 points  (0 children)

karma points

[–]Kingnahum17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trolling, probably. My first question was going to be what was his job in the Navy. He shares all this "top secret info" but glosses over his position in the most ignorant way. Pretty cringey.

[–]prometheus_winced [score hidden]  (0 children)

Paranoid schizophrenia.

[–]Dr3x404 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Posted 7 years ago. I guess we'll find out very soon.

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1r034d/alien_abductees_of_reddit_or_people_who_have/cdikpd2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Edit- for people who dont open the link, op in this link says either july 8th 2021 or july 18th 2021 there will be a world wide announcement about extraterrestrials living with us.

Edit - fixed it. Correct comment now

[–]Jhate666 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Was gonna say this. This has been posted before

[–]niick767 135 points136 points  (17 children)

I feel like I’ve read this article before from a guy who was working for NOAA

[–]TopBake3 106 points107 points  (3 children)

yeah, it was posted in r/nosleep like 2 years ago but got removed.

[–]GFW75 59 points60 points  (2 children)

So OP is full of swimming trunks?

[–]timodmo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A bundle of sticks, certainly

[–]meiso 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's complete bullshit

[–]circle_stone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because you have. Its a good repost though, a good change of what is normally in the sub