I fucking did it guys, after jumping back and forth in my story I finally managed to write a decent introduction to my work. There still are some mistakes and there's some editing to do, but would anyone take a look at this first draft? Do you think it sounds enough robot-like?

https://pastebin.com/7nbYYnBH

Btw English isn't my main language, so please help me out if you find something that doesn't flow or looks weird from a native's viewpoint.

At every normie gathering it's beer beer beer. If I'm ever invited I just get some coffee/tea and a shot of gin, so as not to irk the normans out completely.

I don't get the appeal of alcohol in general. I'm not some repressed bastard that needs alcohol to "liven up". It just makes me sulk more, think slower and sloppier, and experience less. Not to mention you feel like crap the next day. "But hey, everybody else is drinking it! Liven up, get a beer." And why beer? Of all the alcohols to be drunk, they could have at least picked a better one. I never drink beer. It's like a mix between estrogen juice and battery acid. What the fuck is wrong with them, gulping down bottle after bottle of the stuff?

Can anyone of you explain or understand this normalfag mindset? Cause I can't.

What is a failed normalfag? Is someone a failed normalfag simplly because they aren't a NEET, have a job and/or education and doesn't get anxiety?

Dear Wizchan crossposters:

I have been a Wizardchan regular for 6 years, but I will no longer be posting on your website. Your mods have stalked and harassed me for months, all while cultivating a culture of unrepentant failed-norm bitterness and homosexual/transsexual spamming. You used to have an excellent imageboard, but that imageboard has been murdered. I am posting this here because I will not give your mod clique the satisfaction of adding this to my IP's profile.

Goodbye.

Last thread hit bump limit, post your Waifu, talk about her, respect other robros Waifus unless it's 3DPD.

I wanted to go to college but I don't think i'm even smart enough for that sort of thing. I try reading books and I cannot seem to summarize them. I've considered suicide so many times because I know my IQ is probably nigger tier. Should I just go with my suicide plan or seek the self improvement meme ? what can I even do if IQ isn't changeable ?

I have been pissing on a box behind my workplace for about a week now and have been thinking of making a compilation video with like a point of the video being the way a cardboard box deteriorates during few months and whatnot so I am pitching this idea to you guys.

What do you think? Is it a nice video you would share to others?

Dumping shitty Halo 2 cartoon

I swear I don't use cringy words like red pill, I just couldn't find anything else to put there.

Anyway I'm submitting these for the sake of having them uploaded online.

If you want to read it you need to be familiar with the Halo 2 opening cinematic

Original: https://youtu.be/5U14iTznoVI

Remastered: https://youtu.be/gfh0pNFHM0M

How come there's a sizable group of people that think his massacre was a hoax? There's like 8 trillion pictures of him, he has a well documented internet presence, he wrote a fucking 107,000 word manifesto, and people still think he wasn't real? Like, I can kind of understand why people would think Sandy Hook was a hoax, but Elliot Rodger? Why would they think he's not real?

We should play an RPG game and form a clan then take over the game. We could get loot and sell it for real world money and share it among us. Good idea?

Who else here hates america/being an amerimutt? All of my ancestors where white however they were the genetic excrement of europe. It's shameful and I hate myself for what I am. I hate walmart, mcdonalds, capitalism, niggers, etc. I just hope there's more mass shootings and al quaed attacks to punish this kike country. I also hate all these frat bros who chant "USA USA USA". I'm so depressed, hateful and ashamed I'm nearing the point of self mutilation. I don't even feel like a real white person in a real white country, just mutant spawn. I want to this kiked nation to end, and all of the roasties, libertarians and niggers to burn at the stake for their crimes of consumerism

What rules, if any, do you live your lives by robots? Have you ever met others who lived by rules that seemed either very insightful or abnormal?

Hey r9k do you have a fear that someone records you doing something and fearing it would be posted on the internet or some stupid worldstar video?

>it is now illegal to flirt in France

>it is now illegal to compliment a woman

>it's now even illegal to look at a woman

>tfw when even the government want you to be a robot

>tfw when western society will collapse during your lifetime

>every journo I could find talking about it were straight up lying or saying "it only counts if the womyn is offended , with is a good thing" (the part about the law only applying if the woman is offended is true BTW)

https://lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2018/08/01/non-un-regard-appuye-ne-vous-vaudra-pas-90-euros-d-amende-quand-l-outrage-sexiste-est-caricature-jusqu-a-l-absurde_5338381_4355770.html

https://www.google.fr/amp/s/www.thelocal.fr/20180124/france-could-bring-in-90-fine-for-men-caught-committing-sexist-outrage-on-the-street/amp

France trying it's best to collapse first!

Wish me luck in the coming revolution.

I know there's already a /lit/ thread going on but I wanted to make this thread to find out which fiction works would appeal to robots as a whole. Here's my list, feel free to add anything to it:

1984

The Book of The New Sun (Severian, possibly?)

The Catcher in The Rye

Death on Credit

Fahrenheit 451

Ham on Rye

Hunger (Knut Hamsun)

Jude The Obscure (haven't read but seems depressing as fuck)

Journey To The End of The Night

Villette (female protagonist but nevertheless kinda fits with isolation themes)

The Wasp Factory

Uncle Ted:

>IQ of 170

>Harvard graduate

>PhD in mathematics

>Youngest professor in the history of UC Berkeley

James Holmes:

>Was working on his PhD in neuroscience when he snapped

Cho:

>Smart as fuck azn

I've got a theory for this:

The smarter you are, the more blackpills you can ingest, which makes you much more likely to go full-ER.

Purely hypothetical, of course.

>Tsundoku (Japanese: 積ん読) is acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up in one's home without reading them.

I've started stacking books again. Mostly just refreshing some high school topics but i wanted to learn some new things too. I probably could get this stuff online but I find that having a book that I can physically bookmark is much more comfortable. What does yours look like?

They can be positive or negative

>Be 5th grade student

>Read Number the Stars in Language Arts

>We have to go through every key term per chapter

>"Nazi"

>"Star of David"

>"Jew"

>Barely grasp what is going on

>Barely pay attention

>Keep in mind, I have no grasp on WWII or Nazi Germany whatsoever.

>One term catches my attention

>"Swastika"

>Teacher shows us an image of the swastika

>卐

>"That looks so interesting" my 11 year old self thought

>"Looks like a galaxy or a wheel of legs walking forever"

>Thought it looked more fun to draw than the Star of David

>Start doodling it in my notebook

>Get bored of the design

>Decide to experiment with different ideas

>Give it curves, extra lines, circles, etc

>Don't show it to the teachers

>Show it to my "friends" in privacy

>Even the Jewish kid thinks it looks cool

I tried posting in the other one multiple times and I didn't realize it hit bump limit.

>turned 19 a few days ago

>parents want me to find a job and are forcing me to go to a local community college

>don't know what classes to take because anhedonia

>trying to fight the thoughts of suicide being easier

Is it possible to find passion for things as an adult? Everyday I witness marvels online. Drawings, film, music, game design, 3D modelling, all of it things that people need to sink a ridiculous amount of time to driven almost entirely by passion as there isn't really any inherent financial security in these things. I assume they found this passion in their teenage years and happened to be the few driven people to actually stick with it.

The problem I have is that I have no passion for anything, but still want to create. I don't particularly care for a specific kind of creation but I want to impact the world somehow. There has to be something better I can put my autism towards than just shit-posting on an imageboard and playing video games. Can it be forced through sheer willpower?

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WHY?! It's harder than ever to escape this.

Porn is everywhere! It's just a new kind of porn (HBO, netflix).

They are trying to push this in anime, and video games now.

How many times before explicit porn billboard?

A lot of anons here seem to bash the american public school education system by not properly preparing kids to deal with society.

Many argue that it only teaches kids to follow orders, do basic writing and arithmetic, and socialize. School doesn't teach kids critical thinking, or knowledge they can actually apply at their jobs.

But at the end of the day the limited suite of things school actually teaches are what will be all that is needed for a service or retail job (75%+ of americans). Acquiring and keeping an average job boils down to social skills for interviews and interacting with coworkers and customers, and being able to follow simple orders that require limited calculations and basic literacy. The average job can be boiled down to a flowchart, and following directions as precisely as possible is what school teaches best.

If anything society is more to blame for schooling being shit and not the other way around, it does its job very very well.

If we all had been gifted with doubt and halted to scrutinize our surroundings instead of jumping recklessly to conclusions, would we have achieved world peace? Are ambition and boldness the eternal conditions that plague humanity? Why do people find it so hard to settle for what they have instead of going to lengths and damaging others?

Music thread. Do robots dream of electric sheep?

Every time I try to do the bare minimum "socialization" even online I end up looking like the outcast weirdo. I don't feel connected with people at all both IRL and online. First off, I've led a life of isolation, I've had moments of "fun" when I was younger but now I completely forgot what it's like, or better, I stopped caring about "fun" because I realized it was just a temporary excitement. When I run out of subjects I end up shitposting or arguing with everyone because of my unpopular opinions, and as a result the hivemind starts to hate me. I don't get how normalfags work, they're all so keen on diversity yet they can't stand diversities in their shit gangs. How hard is it to find a decent person nowadays?

hello this thread is made specifically to talk about artificial intelligence and how it will affect human life is any possible way

the development of ai is increasing at an exponential rate and is very close to reaching a point in time where

just recently a thread that made 35 posts in 7 hours got randomly deleted, so i decided to make a thread talking SPECIFICALLY about ai

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lXUQ-DdSDoE

soon we will have ai waifus whom are able to replace females in their entirety, which would render females obsolete. infact females instinctively know the only thing they have of value is their looks and their humps and the hole between their legs. when another species threatens them altogether, as ai dating robots are now, they start protesting and losing their mind, and spouting all sorts of nonsensical argument in order to make the availability of sex robots scarce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVBjfHzdI4

this is the one particular video that so perfectly exemplifies the roasties fear and loathing towards ai dating robots. listen to it in its entirely if you care to. you can just HEAR the salt and her losing her mind when talking about sex robots. the raw amount of delusion and logical holes in her argument is impressive

feel free to express any idea you have about ai, i think its going to be the single biggest event in the history of the human race, and i find it surprising that there arent any threads on the subject. i believe it will reach a omnipotent omnipresent level, comparable to a God

I don't see a point to anything, and seeing all these anons picking ideologies, and self-improvement strategies, and all other manner of things is very odd to me. I don't see what the point of any of that crap is, despite trying desperately to understand and even for a short time falling for some of the same stuff. But ultimately, I always default back to feeling a sense of pointlessness in regards everything, particularly anything for the benefit of others such as politics.

Can anyone genuinely answer what the purpose of anything is? I mean, why bother doing any of these things or caring about them if you will surely be dead soon along with everyone you ever knew or wanted to knew or even hated. Why bother caring about all this stuff?

Before you call me a demotivational shill or other sorts of dismissive names, I'm not trying to convince anyone to stop doing anything, I just don't understand why you all do it. I don't see why nazis care so much about all the things they do. Granted, I wouldn't mind a national socialist takeover, simple because I've got a good chance of being purged and my life would finally end. But I still don't see why you all even bother to try and help people. This goes double for commies and all /leftypol/ types, because those faggots are even worse at pretending to be some sort of virtuous or decent people trying to work for the benefit of society. I don't at all see how that is compatible with being a robot, or being worthwhile.

Also, just telling me that nihilism is some conspiracy, or that it makes life worse isn't an argument because it doesn't disprove nihilism and grant any sort of purpose. I'm also not some hedonist reprobate or anything, but I the only thing I see as worthwhile is trying to be happy through doing whatever is fulfilling for me. But I don't pretend it serves any higher purpose beyond staving off my inevitable suicide because I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with death.

I just don't see a point, and I don't see why any self-respecting robot would care enough about other humans to the point of joining a community devoted to helping them or trying to become a "better" or even more "attractive" person, which just reads to me to be failed normalfags trying to fit in. So why chose an ideology or religion or whatever, other than to try and fill some void in your life?

Post suicide inducing normie behavior. In what fucking world did they think that this would be funny? Is it funny or cool? I honestly don't know anymore. End my suffering

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Bullying and fighting thread

Gonna post some stuff in hopes that it will refresh your memory on normalscum behavior. Also, to have general discussion and look into social dominance hierarchy. I think it's very important to understand the mentality of animals that you live around.

>on the train minding your own business

>thot invades your personal space and starts roasting you in front of her friends

what do

Hey there Anon! I've got a one way ticket out of depression for you!

>Get to wear all the cute clothing

>Wake up every day feeling cute

>The perfect mix between feminine and masculine

>HRT will work wonders on your appearance, Making you softer and more youthful

>Hormones will make you feel good on the inside

Anon please join me <3

ok so im 19 and i dont have a car not a good job and i go to this summer private school . theres this girl same age that is very childish like shes 14 or some shit and she keeps glancing at me during lesions

and when i look back at her she continues on to the lesion when i go outside to wait for the bus i look at her she smiles everytimr at me and does the same thing in class i sile back when she does and we make eye contact she gets nevous and gets a bit further away when she smiles im not sure if she means i like you or just hey how you doing friend *pic unrelated*

I was just wondering what are your guys' favorites.

I like a lot of high-school romance bullshit. Say I Love You, The Garden of Words, Your Name, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, A Silent Voice and cheezy shit like that.

Whats your fav?

Is it just me or do people seem like they're always full of shit ? I had a brother who seemed like the good son in the family and he was always polite but I found out he left his daughter and never took care of her. He also makes passive agressive comments about me being a NEET and not moving out with my parents.

I notice these sorts of things from certain normalfag interactions. My aunt had a coworker who she thought was a good friend of hers but then she called my mother crying when the she found out the coworker was talking bad behind her back. Its like no matter who you thought seemed polite or like a noble person always prove to be someone entirely different from what you thought. I fear that I may be this way

I would have searched google but its a bunch of normalfags telling each other not to kill themselves and how "things will get better". I just want to bring closure to my family and to make sure they know its not their fault I took my life. How should I write it ?

Is getting a trap bf the ultimate life pill?

>She doesn't seek attention

>She looks like a girl so nobody can realize

>She can understand you better because you're both guys

>You don't lose your virginity and can still post on r9k

What more do you wish for? Pic related.

seriously though, are you neet looking ass lonely people retarded? Trying to explain why being alone is bad is the most autistic thing I've ever heard, and you guys buy that shit hook line and sinker.

What do you robots do to cope with the existential pain that is existence? I tend to lie in bed and listen to Christmas songs on repeat, pretending I have a happy life and am part of the song.

I also smoke and drink when that fails.

In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

Post your Waifu, talk about her, shittalk other robots Waifus.

Anyone have things that occur in their life that they would describe as not normal? Here's on that happened to me a few hours ago

>be me

>be watching scary shut online

>in the middle of the video I hear knocking, then laughing

>get a little freaked out

>realize that since I'm watching something scary, that its provably the video

>reassure myself and then rewind the video a few seconds to verify

>its not there anymore

<exact same thing happens again a few minutes later

<haven't heard anything since

If I don't make it then i just want to say that I love all of you. Even the picklerick poster.

I feel like I've aged considerably since I moved out. People in uni have a completely different attitude and they wouldn't give a shit even if you were to yell for help while drowning in a pit. Same goes for teachers. The slow learners are the ones who get the short end of the stick and I happen to fall in that category of people. The whole thing takes me back to middle school: it's a fucking jungle all over again. Uni doesn't bully you physically but it deals enormous emotional damage, it's almost as if high school had been a break from the wild west of middle school and uni and I got too accustomed to peace to catch up with everyone else. I haven't made a single friend in there, the only time I tried to strike a conversation we ended up talking about history and politics and I looked like a total social awkward refusing to see those guys ever again. I used to have a circle of friends in my hometown, but now they all went their ways and refuse to hang out because they can't manage their time. Perhaps I only had one close friend I could trust all along, but he's quite busy with his job far away from my hometown and rarely happens to meet me. I also had a chat group where my "classmates" would talk, except the only thing they were interested in was getting homework, the rest was all shitposting and if I tried to start a convo they ganged up on me because I thought too much about things. Can I help it if I like to analyze and dig into topics? At the end of the day they didn't answer even the dumbest questions I posed and I decided to shove off. During this year I feel like I've aged fourty times more than I was supposed to. I never liked socializing with normafags but now I don't even see any reason to because they would end up bullying or using me. I've grown misanthropic and selfish as well, stopped caring about my surroundings. Maybe I'm just an idiot for doing my best to aid someone when they ask for help since they wouldn't help me back.

So we're told from ceasar's writings as well as other greek and roman writers that when the republic was young and was at war Ceasar et al would command tens of thousands of men and that with these men they moved through vast distances on foot through the wilderness. When asked about supplies they state that they either had stockpiles, foraged(rarely) and were supplied by local towns and tribes. I mean, this is a time when presumably farming was HEAVY work and even if you had a bountiful untouched forest only a few weeks worth of foraging to feed these supposed thousands on men would have sapped the environment extremely quickly. Nevermind that they were on campaign for years on end and that's if they were lucky and were in the forests nevermind the deserts of libya or northern africa.

A story that just strikes me as bizarre is told by polybius(i think) when recounting the story of rome's eventual clash with carthage is when they begin campaigning in sicily at the request of a local king. The romans begin foraging the local farmlands in plain clothes and are attacked by the carthiginians who see them after which they only continue foraging with an armed guard. I mean, doesn't that just sound retarded?

Call me iq89 or whatever but a lot of the numbers just don't add up either. By goldsworthy's own numbers in the late roman empire there are supposedly 600,000 roman soldiers in total yet a force of something like 10,000 germans manage to sack the capital and lay west to western europe. Sure, he attributes that to the levels of corruption that late in the game but maybe there was a mistranslation somewhere and it was 60,000 men total at the time and with even less in the earlier stages of rome.

what do you think about fucking artificial vaginas?

do you own or plan to own such product?

what is your opinion, is it worth much?

So, I've made a handful of threads on this board and it just dawned on me that I have 3 free months of large bandwith my provider is giving me (100 MBs download and around 7-8 for the upload).

I have a VN I'd like to replay but I thought about trying to stream it with fellow robots.

If you'd like to find out what's the game like for yourself, skip the second paragraph.

The name's Inganock of The Brightest Flame, it's an extremely oscure title but nevertheless it's one of the most depressing VNs I have ever read.

The setting is steampunk-like, after a dreadful catastrophe occurred in Inganock (it is supposed to be an alternative NYC) its citizens have turned into anthropomorphic animals, some have mutated on the inside (which is the case of the protagonist) some on the outside. They have all forgotten their past lives and identities which is kinda sad if you ask me. The city was also subdivided in lower, middle and higher tiers. As you can suppose, both middle and lower tier live in a condition of poverty, while the higher tiers have developed a technology against mutations and live in a completely different world from the other tiers. The main plot revolves about a wandering doctor who heals the lower classes for free and his head-hunter mutated feline, after meeting a mysterious girl they gradually start to find out more clues regarding the incident and what's behind it.

Aside from a couple of short subplots there is no romance involved, there are a couple of sex scenes, but they are handled very well compared to Fate/Stay Night though they're still slightly annoying imo. If you're a steampunk reader, you might have noticed that Inganock bears a resemblance to China Melville's Bas Lag series, both have similar settings, but Inganock focuses more on the character development than description.

I should have the game hidden in my HDD, also the game is voiced, but I can still play the voiceless version if you like.

If someone's interested in this activity, I'll be glad to stream the game. The only issue would be the time, since I live in Italy which has the shittiest timezone ever, I probably won't be able to stream at a decent time for american anons, but I'll try my best to find a solution anyway.

>That kid who would scratch his balls in class

>That kid who yelled out nigger in the middle of class

>That kid who tried to fight a chad

>That edgy autistic kid who was obsessed with reading about death and murder

Do you enjoy being alone? And I mean like not seeking contact with people for days on end. The Internet doesn't count since you're basically interacting with someone else. Personally I'd probably go insane or start panicking. Is that even possible? Are humans social animals or is it just a myth?